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“Oh! Dear Honourable Corona virus” – A Poem

“Oh! Dear Honourable Corona virus” – A Poem

– By Ben Harry


Oh! Dear Honourable Corona virus.

Sweet Coro-Coro.

Commander in Chief of viruses.

Able and Capable COVIIIII 19.

The lion himself.

Above the law himself.


The worldwide nightmare.

Odogwu (Chief) 1 of China.

The chief colonizer of Nigeria and the world

He that humbles the world’s securities.

He that gives the entire world emergency public holidays.


He that commands all kukere husbands to stay at home.

He that makes our runs girls and side chicks to become emergency born-again Christians

I duff my cap for you, Hon. Corona.

Chop knuckle abeg! (Hope I am wearing hand glove)

I call you “total shutdown.”


The only virus that humbled Nigerian politicians.

For the first time in history,

You have made the politicians remain in Nigeria for treatment.

You have made our pastors to be quiet. Chaii.


You have made politicians to forget their party affiliation,

We no longer hear APC or PDP.

You have brought back humanity and unity amongst Christians and Muslims,

The rich and poor, husbands and wives.


Now that you have proven your worth,

Nigerians are pleading with you to leave their country,

You’ve been tested and trusted.

We have learnt our lesson, especially our politicians.

They will fix our hospitals with immediate effect.

Please have pity on us, and go back to your coven.





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